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slapping the Pope 

A Catholic euphemism for male autoerotic stimulation.
The priest spent all night slapping the Pope until his hat came off and his head exploded.
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slapsturbate 

The act of high-fiving oneself.
Beth was alone when she found out the good news, so she decided to slapsturbate.
slapsturbate by zomby w00f November 17, 2010

Slappetizer 

When someone slaps you in the face to give you a taste of the full-blown fight that is about to erupt.
Paul: Did you watch 30 Rock last night?
Steve: That show is stupid.
*Paul gives Steve a slappetizer, and then proceeds to beat the crap out of him*
Slappetizer by Fuzz28 June 26, 2014

slapsterbating 

The erotic slapping of the genitals with the intentions to ejaculate.
Diedra is in to wild things. Her foreplay consists of her partner sensually slapsterbating her Clitorus maximus.
Timmy slapped bob's nipple. bob said "man don't slapple me again!"
slapple by h0tp0ckets March 7, 2015

Slapout, ok 

Slapout, Ok. Population : 12
Well maybe 18 by now. Literally. This little Podunk town, town? Can you even call that a town? Its on the map, seriously. Check it out. Northwest Oklahoma, smack dab in the state's "armpit". Probably explains the smell of this little town. Or could be the Feed Lots. Or just your brothers step aunts husbands cousins outhouse. Small town, close relations. If ya ever get a chance to drive by Slapout, don't blink. And watch out for rouge cattle and the ocassional horny toad. Speaking of that, better keep an eye out for Uncle Bubba Papa Cuz too.
Don't hang around slapout, ok too long, it starts to rub off on you, you'll come home and ask your sister to the prom.
Slapout, ok by Doinyamom October 3, 2016