Slapout, Ok. Population : 12
Well maybe 18 by now. Literally. This little Podunk town, town? Can you even call that a town? Its on the map, seriously. Check it out. Northwest Oklahoma, smack dab in the state's "armpit". Probably explains the smell of this little town. Or could be the Feed Lots. Or just your brothers step aunts husbands cousins outhouse. Small town, close relations. If ya ever get a chance to drive by Slapout, don't blink. And watch out for rouge cattle and the ocassional horny toad. Speaking of that, better keep an eye out for Uncle Bubba Papa Cuz too.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods