asthma attack

when driving, if someone in the car is sleeping push the break pedal real hard and scream. the sleeping passenger will be gifted with a rude awakening

on our way to Florida, dude kept falling asleep on me so i gave him a asthma attack. he hasn't slept yet.

asthma attack by ziggyd1139 June 7, 2010

Attrollney@Lawl 

Someone highly skilled in destroying would be trolls, usually by way of counter-trolling them so well that they become self-raged and eat a rainbow taco.

Notable AtTROLLneys@LawL include Section9's Cyborg, Joe Rogan and Henry Rollins; all of whom have passed the bar exam on being an Attrollney and angering wouldbe hecklers.

TROLL: HEY GUYS UMAD?

Attrllny Cyris Borgums: OBJECTION!! Prosecution is fat and currently using McDonald's WiFi while being such a porky cow; thus his testimony is food-based and his accusations of mad stem from his high blood pressure. I move to a motion of lol@fattie and to have his statement stricken from the records.

TROLL: WTF U PHAG IMNOT FAT STFU

Attrllny Cyris Borgums: Yes, you are you look like yous swallowed a hot air balloon. The Defense rests, you tubby bitsh.

Observer: Thank god we hired Cyrus Borgums, Attrollney@lawl .

Attrollney@Lawl by section9gaming June 19, 2011

Attracta 

a name of irish origin
attracta is short, friendless and obsessed with chores

short tempered

trys to impress others with her "interest" in sport when really she doesnt even know the colours of her own team.

straw ranga like hair

psycho bitch who thinks she's always right.

daughter:"mum, can i go out?"
attracta"no, you haven't emptied the dishwasher!"

stop being such an Attracta

Attracta by lainey bug October 8, 2011

attitude queen 

A gay man with a bad attitude. Bad-mouthing others while confirming self is main preoccupation.

An attitude queen may often be found in a grouping with other attitude queens (particularly in smoking areas of pubs).

An attitude queen will typically think she is top dog at the venue she is attending. She will tend to slink off if challenged.

Tom: Did you see that bunch of guys making snide comments about my striped t-shirt at the pub?

Terry: They were just silly attitude queens - ignore it!

attitude queen by PamelaPrettygate January 13, 2014

Parking attendant 

n. (collective)
1. Springing from the lifeform that was the lowly Traffic Warden, these Council driven Plightfiddlers go around with an excessive desire to become Hitler. Worse cases are found in Plymouth, UK.
2. Cunts

"I can't stand their (Parking Attendants) pumptious, cunt-like attitude. They're all a bunch of plightfiddlers! I bet they're all McWabblers! Gits." TRH Tony Blair, Member of Parliament for Sedgefield, circa 1997

Parking attendant by How it is April 6, 2005

An Attractive Alternative 

It is something, anything really, a movie, a book, a different seat in a restaraunt, a contract, anything.
ANYTHING!
It is something that appeals to you more than whatever you are primarily dealing with. attractive alternatives occur in daily life almost every minute.

GUY 1: Im really bored!! I've seen this movie already

Guy 2:Well, i have An Attractive Alternative to what we are currently doing. There is this band playing, they are called AAA, they are a really hip trio, lets so watch them play!

GUY 1: That does sound like An Attractive Alternative, lets go watch them play!!

An Attractive Alternative by Calvin Riley July 26, 2007

male attracting pheromones 

a drug that give off a scent that attracts males naturally. used like a perfume. will make the most ugliest person attract men if used daily.

brittany: omg! ewwwwww why are all those guys over kayla? shes soooooooo ugly!
nick: i heard shes using male attracting pheromones. i need to get me some.

male attracting pheromones by ichipoko January 13, 2008