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Term to describe when a girl has a noticeable amount of facial hair. It comes from when a person has mustard, ketchup etc. on their face from eating food, and also french girls, since they sometimes do not shave.

So French Mustard is a combination of the two.
Friend 1: Hey how did that blind date go??
Friend 2: Oh, well, she had a nice body and all, shes actually nice, but i noticed some French Mustard.
Friend 1: Ohhh, thats a boner killer. well, she can always shave it off.
Friend 2:True she could shave, but how do i tell her to without being an ass?
Friend 1: I guess you cant, you will just have to deal with the French Mustard.
by Calvin Riley June 24, 2007
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A website similar to myspace where members can join a chatroom and watch their friends on webcam.

strangers sometimes come into rooms and are very rude.
Dude Vikkie is giving a free cam show on STICKAM

lets go watch
by Calvin Riley June 29, 2007
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It is something, anything really, a movie, a book, a different seat in a restaraunt, a contract, anything.
ANYTHING!
It is something that appeals to you more than whatever you are primarily dealing with. attractive alternatives occur in daily life almost every minute.
GUY 1: Im really bored!! I've seen this movie already

Guy 2:Well, i have An Attractive Alternative to what we are currently doing. There is this band playing, they are called AAA, they are a really hip trio, lets so watch them play!

GUY 1: That does sound like An Attractive Alternative, lets go watch them play!!
by Calvin Riley June 26, 2007
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Musical instrument store that usally carries all types except orechestra instruments.

Have more of a variety of guitar than other chains such Sam Ash.
You can talk down the price on most guitars and amps, even get a free case if you deal right.
i bought a guitar for 500 out the door, even though the price tag was 549.99 with tax not included, at guitar center
by Calvin Riley June 23, 2007
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