Broski 

a Broski is someone that is my ride or die. (meaning no matter what we go through or what obstacles or problems we may have, that we'll get through it together and if not we'll die trying.)

he is like family,
He is the one calm when I fight
and Secretly caring and nice.
he is someone that I look up to and someone I know that I can trust or call if i'm in need, need help, or in danger.

He is someone I could talk about anything with someone I trust with my deepest secrets,
he's like a real brother, the big brother that I've always wanted but never had.
a broski is a best friend,
A brother in Christ,
and a friend for life.

Why have a hundred friends when you can have one broski

Broski by good boye September 7, 2019

brosual 

This is when your plans for the evening include you and your bros going out and doing the same thing you always do.

bros +usual

Bro: What we doin 2nite?
Bro: Blow & Hoes
Bro: So, the brosual..
Bro: Werd

brosual by Seatthell July 28, 2011

colby brock 

Colby Brock meaning the sexiest hottest most attractive man on the planet

Any decent human being : wait is that Colby Brock hes so gorgeous

colby brock by colby_brocks_bitch August 23, 2020

Super Mario Bros. 2 

Super Mario Bros. 2 is a platform game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Entertainment System. The game was first released in North America in October 1988, and in the PAL region the following year. Super Mario Bros. 2 has been remade or re-released for several video game consoles.
Produced by Shigeru Miyamoto, this game is widely regarded as the greatest video game of all time, winning game of the year every single year since its release.

Person 1: Which game won game of the year this year?
Dunkey: SUPER MARIO BROS. 2 BAYBEE

Super Mario Bros. 2 by mailiam44 January 11, 2019

Brociopath 

One whose yearning for shallow, promiscuous girls, buffalo wings and 30-racks of cheap beer compromises their capacity for empathy.

In some extreme cases of "brociopathy", this yielding empathy may not even exist in the bro as warranted by their parent's unlimited, fiscal surplus, anti-social support from other bros or the innate inability to understand themselves in a social context (found in only 1 in 100 brociopaths).

One in nine fraternity pledges are clinical brociopaths as reported by the DMB (Diagnostic Manual of Brociety, also, as pointed out by bro scholars, the initials of Dave Matthews Band, by almost incensing coincidence).

Good examples of brociopaths are bros who:

Make fun of their fellow bros but instigate fights with the first one to make fun of them.

Emotionally manipulate women to sleep with them (or roofie their beverage).

Describe their music tastes as "chill."

Completely disregard others in conversation (via talking over them or obsessively checking their BlackBerry).

Say upon puking on another person: "Sorry, bro."

Brociopath by Spurlockio October 13, 2011

Broncotwerk 

The act of overstating one's football team's value on social media, when in reality, marginal outputs in production attempt to overshadow those times when said football team mentally lapsed in big moments.

After week one of the NFL 2013 season, many donkey fans could be seen Broncotwerking on Facebook. Sadly, they forgot that they gave up the big play in last years NFL playoffs.

Broncotwerk by Notabroncotwerker September 8, 2013

brookstoned

When you think someone is completely trustworthy and a nice person to whom you can tell all your secrets, but then they betray your trust and stab you in the back multiple times.

You: Hey that Brett Brookstone looks like a pretty nice guy!
Me: Whoa there buddy, he's brookstoned some other people before.

brookstoned by Xiuhnan August 18, 2019