The ghost appears between two people during the sex act. The sex act is occurring in the doggie style position. As the person behind is about to cum they secretly spit onto their partners back, confusing the cum with the spit for the individual receiving the sex act. As the individual receiving the sex turns to see that their partner has finished (and they believe this because they felt something land on their back) the partner giving the sex releases their cum into their partners surprised face. Boo!

1. I whipped her around dude, and totally gave her the ghost man!

the ghost by Ophelia Titties October 26, 2007

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Kick the gong

1. To kick the gong: To smoke opium (from Chinese opium dens of the last century where customers struck a gong to make the attendant come and bring them a pipe).

2. To mastubate (if you're male).

1. Lyrics from "Minnie The Moocher" (30's jazz hit for Cab Calloway):

She messed around with a bloke named Smokie
She loved him though he was cokey
He took her down to Chinatown
And showed her how to kick the gong around

2. She gave me such a case of blue balls last night I couldn't wait to get home to kick the gong.

Kick the gong by Benoit Racine February 8, 2009

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Catherine the Great

Queen of Russia, who died as a result of being crushed by a horse during intercourse with it.

Catherine the Great loved big dicks so much that she even died while fucking a horse.

Catherine the Great by Concord June 14, 2005

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The Green Parrot

Member of the Seamen of the South
Known for having the fastes jack on the crew
AKA GP

damn look at Green Parrot go! hes already sink like 10 ships

The Green Parrot by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004

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