super wonk

A term used when a person does something that is categorized as weird and nerd like.

Jack: Hey Jill, I got a break-up email from that girl I was telling you about the other day.

Jill: Really?

Jack: Yeah, it's pretty funny since we've never met.

Jill: Dude, that's super wonk!

by left brain May 12, 2009

Lumpy Wonka

When you do a shit and its only half ready so there's still lumps in it and it's all weird looking and hard to poop out.

"Aye Alex, why are you takin' so long in the shitter?"

"Soz Jack bro it's a lumpy wonka"

"ok don't worry cha feel brah"

by Lumpy Wonkas March 28, 2015

Willy Wonka's chocolate factory

Okay lets say yo gurl on top right? An she bouncin on you pretty hard like she enjoyin you enjoyin yalls havin a good time right?
Well let's say you ate beans something that fucked up yo stomach..
She bouncing on you and riding on you and YOU FEEL IT COMING. AND IT AINT JIZZ.
You look her in the eye bout to tell her to hop off quick and you fart loud as shit.
Then it shoots onto the walls behind her.

Dude. I was hitting that hoe last night and Willy wonka's chocolate factory visited her walls...

by JAX420 July 25, 2017

Wet Wonka

Like a Wet Willy but you stick you wet finger up their nose instead of their ear.

Just gave Sally a nice wet Wonka. Came out with a couple boogies.

by Bottombassbeatz May 26, 2019

cock wonk

Cock wonk is when a cock is bent or wonky.

‘You should see the cock wonk on this guy I’m seeing ‘

by Minx13s August 30, 2019

Saint wonk

When a zoot has some wonk to it

Wheeyyy ya dickhead, your zoots got saint wonk

by Saint Dawgy Dawg April 7, 2021

booka wooka

a term made famous in CarriedByOujua's (Twitch Streamer) chat. spamming "booka wooka?" equates to "I have money and im just an all around young rich fly nigga". real ones dont question it!

"booka wooka?"
what is booka wooka?
"booka wooka?"
bro??
"LMAOO JUS SAY UR BROKE BRO"

by largeknots May 3, 2021