Please I want to go home 

When you get in a white van expecting candy

Man:your not going anywhere
Girl:please I want to go home

Please I want to go home by Hisokasnut November 11, 2020

Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like 

A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.

“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”

Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like by lukedanc July 19, 2019

Do you want to play shadow? 

It's a copycat game. You ask your victim "Do you want to play shadow?" If the respond with "yes' begin to copy everything they say like a shadow.

Me: "Do you want to play shadow?"
You: Sure
Me: Sure
You: What
Me: What
You:Oh hell no
Me: Oh hell no
(etc..)

Do you want to play shadow? by TessaLynnK March 14, 2014

if you want 

Basically the answer to everything. This simple phrase means you never have to say your opinion about anything ever again.

Girl: "Does this skirt look good on me?"
Shortie P: "If you want"

if you want by Shortie P September 28, 2006

Whatever, I do what I want! 

used by mostly obeserexic pre-teen ho-bags who have shitloads of unprotected sex with ppl 3 times their age.

Seen mostly on Maury and Jenny Jones....made even more popular by Cartman on South Park in the episode where Butters has balls strapped to his chin.

Whatever, I do what I want! by Anonymous July 2, 2003

I want to see you 

When a boy repeatedly tells you he "wants to see you" and you say "I want to see you too" because you miss each other, and he says, "No, I want to see you." It means, I want to SEE you, as in He is asking you out. He wants to be your boyfriend...

Boy: "I want to see you"
Girl: "I want to see you too"
Boy: NO, I want to see you"
Girl:"Uhhh.... I want to see you too...?"
Boy:"NO! I want to see you!"
Girl:"....?"

*1 week later*
Boyfriend+Girlfriend. <3

I want to see you by RosieViola July 28, 2010

do you want fries with that? 

A phrase said by millions of fast food resteraunt workers every day.

Customer "i want a cheesburger"
Cashier "do you want fries with that?"

do you want fries with that? by Christiaan Hendriksen September 11, 2006