A polite way of calling somone a cunt, best used in mixed company or in front of your mother to avoid a clip around the ear hole.
Said Bob to Fred "You're a tosser".
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.
by Dick Splash September 13, 2003
Get the Tosser mug.Those really neat things that you can buy almost anywhere in a box, that you bring home, put in the freezer, then take out in the morning and put one in the toaster and then let it toast. If you are a good toaster waffle maker, then your toaster waffle will not turn out squishy, like mine do. They come in many flavors, such as the plain type, chocolate chip, and...others that I can't think of. They are waffles, only smaller and not as good as the ones you could make with a waffle iron thing, but still good.
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noun - something that is strongly male-oriented or aggrandizing the male point of view either by way of violence, sex, dude humor, or sheer awesome. Growing use in Los Angeles and surrounding areas.
Judd Apatow's films are brewing with the sort of man-tosterone that makes even the nerdy guys in his audience feel cool.
No amount of man-tosterone could make the Heiniken Light feel right, so he just went with a Miller.
No amount of man-tosterone could make the Heiniken Light feel right, so he just went with a Miller.
by Grace Ledding June 12, 2008
Get the Man-tosterone mug.(n) The inflammation in one's ass after pulling out an unexplainable high score on a test that wasn't properly studied for.
Casey: I went in to that ACSC test pretty much blind and still got a 90%.
Roark: Dude you must have some serious testeroids right now.
Casey: WTFO?
Roark: Dude you must have some serious testeroids right now.
Casey: WTFO?
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To masturbate by sticking your dick in a toaster and turning it on. Commonly leads to WaffleCock. Famous toasterbaters include Abraham Lincoln, Lady Gaga and Barack Obama
Dude, did you see that video of that guy Toasterbating?
Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!
Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!
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