teabag tits

A derogatory term used to describe a woman with small flat breasts and big dark wrinkled nipples.

"Mam, Dad have you seen her nextdoor? Old teabag tits is sunbathing topless again"

by da girl nextdoor May 5, 2016

whippin' tits

If someone is whippin' tits, they are accomplishing their goals in an efficient manner, aka kicking ass and possibly taking names.

"I am really whippin' tits on this homework."
"Can't believe you got that floor laid so quickly, you must have really been whippin' tits."

by whippintitssinceought8 April 23, 2015

Tit Clammer

The action of black people putting clams in inappropriate places and hitting people with their tits.

That black boy was being an angry tit clammer.

by Biznitchhh3 September 12, 2011

tit to clit

Lesbian version of titty fucking. When one girl rubs their nipple against another girls clit until they cum.

Lesbian: Girl you have the best tits I've ever seen. I can't wait to take you home and go tit to clit.

by tru42 December 14, 2014

TeenNick tits

breasts on a girl between the ages of 14-18 that are extremely underdeveloped for their age similar to the ones seen on female actresses on TeenNick shows.

Virgin #1) Yo, would you fuck Miranda Cosgrove?
Virgin #2) You mean that bitch from iCarly, fuck no she's got TeenNick tits.

by Jerz 973 June 16, 2010

Hamster Tits

A word created by Bailey Jay on her podcast. Hamster tits are where a person has a wide torso and small tits. Think about what you would get if you put a hamster in a bikini or a bra.

Best current example is:
Rachel Ray

Rachel Ray has Hamster Tits.

by Enickols12 September 29, 2011

Tits ahoy

Interj. When one sees a great pair of bazambas / bewbs / mamaries and / or amazing cleavage. Also, a nipple slip. Best said with pirate noises, ie "Rrrrarrrrr!" or "Treaaaaasure!"

Friend 1: Dude, have you seen Nicoline in that itty bitty red top today?
Friend 2: Tits ahoy, bro! Treaaaaasure! *high fives Friend 1*

by Nicnoc November 17, 2010