teabag tits

A derogatory term used to describe a woman with small flat breasts and big dark wrinkled nipples.

"Mam, Dad have you seen her nextdoor? Old teabag tits is sunbathing topless again"

by da girl nextdoor May 5, 2016

Tits Wild

Extreme party behavior filled with carlessness, recklessness, and observing no safety percautions what so ever. TITS WILD!

"That party last night was fucking tits wild."

by I am Sancho! January 12, 2012

Tit Clammer

The action of black people putting clams in inappropriate places and hitting people with their tits.

That black boy was being an angry tit clammer.

by Biznitchhh3 September 12, 2011

TeenNick tits

breasts on a girl between the ages of 14-18 that are extremely underdeveloped for their age similar to the ones seen on female actresses on TeenNick shows.

Virgin #1) Yo, would you fuck Miranda Cosgrove?
Virgin #2) You mean that bitch from iCarly, fuck no she's got TeenNick tits.

by Jerz 973 June 16, 2010

Tits ahoy

Interj. When one sees a great pair of bazambas / bewbs / mamaries and / or amazing cleavage. Also, a nipple slip. Best said with pirate noises, ie "Rrrrarrrrr!" or "Treaaaaasure!"

Friend 1: Dude, have you seen Nicoline in that itty bitty red top today?
Friend 2: Tits ahoy, bro! Treaaaaasure! *high fives Friend 1*

by Nicnoc November 17, 2010

Hamster Tits

A word created by Bailey Jay on her podcast. Hamster tits are where a person has a wide torso and small tits. Think about what you would get if you put a hamster in a bikini or a bra.

Best current example is:
Rachel Ray

Rachel Ray has Hamster Tits.

by Enickols12 September 29, 2011

tit trollin

Looking for boobs and/or nipples on chatroulette.com Usually while bored and interested in seeing some boobs.

Person 1: Dude what did you do last night?
Person 2: I was really bored so I went tit trollin. I got 5!
Person 1: Damnit, all I saw were a bunch of dicks.

by Pimp 1040 February 24, 2010