cruiser spooning

When you drive down the highway and see two cops pulled long side one another facing in opposite directions and they are doing nothing.

I was driving down the road the other day and flew past 2 cops cruiser spooning and neither one of them bothered to move to come after me.

by five_point_OH October 22, 2010

alpha spoon

When two people spoon, the alpha spoon is in back. Also known as the big spoon, they compliment the beta spoon.

She's small and I'm tall, so I always wind up the alpha spoon.

by undefinedsymbol January 22, 2009

how to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt,

tiddie in my hand,
kiss ya neck,

Hell yea.

Bill: Hey man my girlfriend wants to spoon but i dont know how!
Me: How to Spoon: Dick hard on the butt, tiddie in my hand, kiss ya neck, hell yea.
Bill: thanks man

by owo_owo_owo November 8, 2019

spoon hour

Spoon hour is a time when sleep deprivation is so severe that anything is hilarious, including the mention of the word "spoon".

Jack: "your cheeks would be better... flappy."
Max: "Like that piece of apple that you almost bite off that has a flap of skin attaching it to the apple like a door."
Sj: "I think the real problem is the lack of cheek flap."
Jack: "Oh god... spoon hour."

by Med Revuers for Spoon Hour July 13, 2010

Egg & Spoon

A Cockney Rhyming slang term used to describe a black person. Egg & Spoon rhymes with Coon.

Look at all the egg & spoons stood next to the dole office!

by Bozo September 21, 2003

Temperance Spoon

Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on the person and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from intercourse. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very effective at turning wood to putty.

Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.

Margaret: "Goodness gracious Reginald put that away before it feels the sting of my temperance spoon."

by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

spoon switch

a person that can either be a big spoon or a small spoon at any given time while spooning

Are you a big spoon or a small spoon? Actually I'm a spoon switch.

by Your Mom Is My Hoe April 22, 2021