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socks & sandals

The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.

Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.

Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.

*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.
Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!

Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?

Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!
by WelshDan March 23, 2017
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slipper socks

hideous looking socks that feel like slippers and look furry and warm; extremely comfy but extremely embarrassing to look at
My grandma bought me slipper socks for Christmas but I'm too embarrassed to wear them in front of people.
by Abbie Shepherd December 20, 2008
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Slipper Socks

Socks that are slippers. Only the Badass people have the audacity to wear these on a Saturday Night In.
Person 1: Dude, Danette is a fucking badass
Person 2: I know Man, I hear she stayed in on Saturday in her slipper socks. Only she can pull it off.
by Lover90 December 5, 2009
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Folding socks

As in: "I'm going to be folding socks in my room." An aware man would obviously see that as a prime opportunity to get down.
by PsychoCat69 February 28, 2012
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shocks

A term combining the words "shoes" & "socks."
Meaning "shoes & socks."
Just a minute, guys - I need to put on my shocks.
by Vegetarian Wiener Chick February 9, 2009
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pull your socks up

A term used to tell someone to get down because bullets are going to be fired in their general direction in the immediate future. The general idea behind wording the phrase this way is to let your friend know what is about to happen whilest leaving your helpless, soon to be, victims in the dark.

Used by Bullet-Toothed Tony in the movie "Snatch"
"Avi, pull your socks up!"
by hopeagnsthope313 September 28, 2006
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beat to his socks

An old black phrase to refer to extreme poverty.
Man, Richard used to be one hep cat; now he's on smack and beat to his socks.
by Scribe of Glee January 7, 2005
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