sploinkies

an offensive slur for the group "megheads" fan of the youtube chanel supermega matt and ryan.

Sploinkies: YOURE A FUCKING SPLONKIE

by society6969420 December 29, 2022

Sploinkin and Joinkin

Sploinkin and joinkin means the act of cumming from masturbation. “Sploinkin” specifically refers to the cumming part, while “Joinkin” refers to jerking. It can also be used to say you were just goofing around.

“What were you doing yesterday?”
“Nothing much, just sploinkin and joinkin”

by Dababyletsgo August 22, 2024

Sploink

Something that is extremely sploinky and silly.

That chaton is the sploinkiest thing I've seen to date.

by theuniversalbombuster May 14, 2024

Sploinky

Of or to do with an undesirable, disreputable, or unusual music with a unbalanced groove.

This guy in the car next to me is listening to some sploinky ass music.

by Arpeg630 May 28, 2024

sploingebub

Originally a misspelling of "SpongeBob"
But now used ironically and on purpose as a substitute due to fear of nickelodeon digging up their graves

Person 1: "Look it's Sploingebub"

Person 2: "His name is SpongeBob you illiterate barrel of flesh"

by Illegitimate bed frame June 15, 2024

sploinker yoinker

Jacking off or in other words masturbating

He was doing the sploinker yoinker in his room

by Master of a Bater February 24, 2024

Sploinky

A soft penis

I thoroughly enjoy yanking my sploinky until it’s erect

by ballfartsex April 10, 2024