Friend: Did you feel how soft Randy's hands are!? He has like, REALLY soft hands!
Me: Um...that's because he has been doing a lot of business down there if you know what I mean ;)
Me: Um...that's because he has been doing a lot of business down there if you know what I mean ;)
by annaa.rosee May 20, 2020
a game which that involves masturbating in a group (circle jerk) over a cookie. The first person to blast jizz onto the cookie wins. The last person to blow their load eats the cookie, hence, soft cookie.
You lost faggot now eat that damn cookie.
Dude you better stroke harder or you will be eating that soft cookie.
Damn DK, you sure gobbled that soft cookie down.
Dude you better stroke harder or you will be eating that soft cookie.
Damn DK, you sure gobbled that soft cookie down.
by Gorby February 12, 2005
used to describe a type of rapper who is too clean cut to rap about bitches, blunts, bling, cars, guns, and/or yayo. Usually has undeserved smug viewpoint of self.
Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming.
Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake
Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming.
Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake
by all shitley September 14, 2011
by WisconsinBenjamin January 10, 2011
Placing one's name in the caption of a photo posted on Facebook instead of tagging him/her because he/she wishes not to be tagged for a variety of reasons.
Mike didn't want to be tagged in that picture of him in drag in fear of potential employers seeing it. So I soft tagged him in the caption instead.
by Gemini1 December 14, 2008
The equivalent to whiskey dick. When you're so drunk and your mind is ready to fuck but your dick doesn't cooperate no matter how hot or perverted the girl is.
by Chuck Schick February 18, 2010
A top thats more subby than the power bottom you fucked last week. This term also disproves the common thought that Sub=Bottom which it doesn't.
"Wait so He's not a bottom?!?"
"I know he seems like one, but he's a Top so..."
"Ah he's a Soft top makes sense."
"I know he seems like one, but he's a Top so..."
"Ah he's a Soft top makes sense."
by Celyste April 19, 2022