shit slapper

A gnome that likes to tickle your asshole so much that you shit, and he slaps it back up. Usually causes constipation.

G-nome must have been angry. Heard he was a real shit slapper.

by allahu Ackbar May 5, 2017

Knee-Snapper

Like an ankle-breaker, but higher up the leg.

LeDarius: Did you see when that guy got crossed?
Jevarious: Yeah man, that was a real Knee-Snapper

by dickey6969 May 18, 2017

Sausage slappers

When you’ve finished crossing swords with your mate in the urinal and need to shake the drippers off so you slap your penises together.

We are such sausage slappers!

by Dr.EvilRaj July 26, 2018

Passive shoppers rush

Passive shoppers rush occurs when friends encourage someone to purchase something that they don’t need, and gain a sense of satisfaction from the purchase.

“I had the biggest Passive Shoppers Rush (PSR) when Steve bought that Rolex with a rainbow bezel.”

by Baneson August 8, 2018

Professional shaper

A union driver that bounces barn to barn, never landing a spot on the list, because no employer wants to add them to the list. They just use and abuse them when busy then just throw them out like a rubber.

The no.6 man asked the shoppie, “hey Jim, where’s scumbaggio?”

Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”

by Jimbeam813 November 7, 2018

Alabama Snapper

A southern hooker’s pussy; usually smells of grizzly wintergreen.

“Brother, I’m pissing fire today. It must’ve been that Alabama Snapper!”

by Redneck1896 April 21, 2019

sphincter snapper

A particularly large chode, one that poses a health hazard when attempting to backdoor.

OMG Kate tried to do the deed with Travis last night, but it turns out he has a sphincter snapper! She is still in the hospital.

by dangerousliason June 7, 2019