Schlongfiddler

Someone who gets too into it during role play and jack the guy's penis off until their weenus aches. Schlongfiddler was first used around the late 1800s when someone noticed a violinist playing the violin. The violinist got so engulfed into the music that his weenus ached from the long and short strokes.

The Fiddler on the Roof on the roof is a very good Schlongfiddler because of all the practice he gets playing the violin.

by H8terhatesU June 7, 2011

Shrek Schlong

When a girl sucks on your dick for so long it turns green

Stupid whore gave me a shrek schlong again so I slapped her in the face

by Big Hoss Harry May 8, 2019

schlonze

good looking drunken and/or drugged woman, that is easy to fuck.

schlonzen alert !

by acidsinthi June 12, 2009

Big long schlong

A big fat cock and balls

I stuck my Big Long Schlong in her asshole

Hey bro did you see Jeremy's big long shlong in the locker room the other day?

It was almost as big as uncle Eddy!

by Yourdadymom May 6, 2021

Scion Slap

Everyone knows "Punch Buggy" and/or "Cruiser Bruiser". This is the same. When you see a Scion xB (the one that looks like a toaster with wheels) scream "Scion Slap" and slap the crap out of someone in the car with you. Same rules a Punch Buggy only difference is slapping and not hitting. Its fun and almost always starts a brawl in the car.

While in you car you see a passing a Scion xB.

You scream: SCION SLAP!!!!!! (slap someone)

by Village Idiot 45 August 17, 2007

schlong

adv. a masculine superlative noun modifer. Something agressive & powerful.

Harley-Davidson are rude neighbors: they creep through the neighborhood with engines rumbling on '11.'

Riding one though, that's a schlong ride.

by nukeUser May 31, 2006

schlong

A really long wet penis that is used normally for animals.

O MY GOD that monkey has a huge schlong!

by Ryan April 18, 2004