ringer stinger

a particularly painfull shit, as it leaves your anus ring stinging.

that curry i ate last night was too spicy, i took a ringer stinger this morning.

by leo July 30, 2003

Bozo Ring

The shock of hair that shoots wildly off in all directions from the sides of the horsehoe-bald pate of middle-aged men. Derived, obviously, from the coif of Bozo The Clown.

It's a wonder Danny DeVito ever got a film or TV role with that Bozo Ring of his.

by Spencer Steel March 7, 2008

racing snake

Someone built for speed. i.e. someone lean who is an immensely fast runner

He'll beat you hands down in a sprint..."He's built like a racing snake!"

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

ring of fire

Is an irritation of the ass hole, which may consist of burning and/or cracking of the epithelium itself; may cause bleeding of the hole, and watering of the eyes, and also hemorrhaging in and around the hole itself. This can be caused by acidic fluid making its way through the bowels and exiting in a manner of urgency, or in a squirting/spraying manner. Other contributing factors may include prolonged childbirth, or rough/unlubed anal sex. Symptoms include walking funny, and the inability to wipe after use of the washroom. Therapies for a ring of fire include ointments containing anti-inflammatories, ice, and donut shaped pillows.

"I'll never eat Taco Bell again. I won't be able to sit for a week with this ring of fire!"

"If I knew he was into that, I wouldn't have went out with him. Damn this ring of fire hurts!"

by Jenny Bear May 13, 2005

rusty ring donut

The brown circle around your cornhole. Many mistake it as shit stains, but no need to worry, it is natural. Push your finger in and find the secret filling inside. The rusty ring donut is also the breakfast choice of many queers and prison inmates.

Mrs. Weathers who is the ultimate cunt-slut stated that she loves the taste of a warm creamy rusty ring donut when she has a nice hot Dickin's Cider.

by Wun Hung Lo July 25, 2008

barrel racing

Barrel racing is a horse racing sport in which the rider guides the horse around a clover leaf pattern. For a left handed horse, You turn right around the 1st barrel, left around the second barrel, and left around the third barrel. For a right handed horse, you turn left around the normally second barrel, right around the normally 1st barrel and then right around the third barrel. You try to do this as fast as you possibly can.

At the more novice levels of this SPORT, the age groups are 6+under, 12+under, 13-17, adults, and 50+over.

And like most sports this can be done professionally. However, to do this as a pro, you have to be female. NO GUYZ ALOUD.

Professional barrel racing is one of the only sports that only women can participate in.

by leah June 19, 2006

ringburner

diarrhoea of such severity that it burns the anus.

that bloody cup of tea i had at the snooker club gave me a terrible ringburner.

by Dunky Oggins November 13, 2003