Punching the ticket

To push an erroneous digit through insufficient bumwad straight into a fouled nipsy when preparing yesterday's lunch.

Splitting the toilet paper sheets was always going to run the risk of punching the ticket. It was either that or use a sock.

by Stiglitz April 25, 2019

Pitching a tent

The act of getting an unexpected erection typically caused by the sight of a beautiful girl.

He looked at his phone and ended up pitching a tent!

by Motomusic May 31, 2019

Punching My Pizza

"Jacking off with pepperoni grease by only to blueballs. You don't finish."

I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza

by Steve Beats October 9, 2019

Pachinga

Kaching money

Mate Wesley's pc just hit pachingad by zozo yesterday

by Levi piepie October 20, 2019

Pachingus

A unit of time, similar to seconds.

Pachingus, Pachingi

I was one pachingus away from killing you.

About 4 pachingi have passed.

by BingusPachingus October 21, 2019

Punching bag

British person

British people are punching bags

by Hoofedtoaster96 April 28, 2021

Punching Sun

Going out and doing activities when it's sunny out. Can also include just chilling or hanging out in the sunshine.

Hey Josh, wanna go to the park and punch some sun later?

Nikki and I are punching sun tomorrow with the frisbee.

by SunPuncher May 8, 2021