treash reckoning phase

Hitting that golden age of 23, you and your subpar friend group from bumcum Alabama think you deserve private yacht parties with NBA players. Your life purpose becomes using cardi-b lyrics to articulate your lifestyle, one-upping your shitty friend group by flexing your ex-frat boyfriends' jobs, money, relationship, etc. This event is more annoying for most men due to fat girls' standards being high for the only sake of them appearing as a "bad bi*ch," and your girlfriend flipping a switch and pressuring you to buy a house/propose to her because ice spice's song said she's a "queen." Is it alcohol? Is it being homeless after college didn't make you a millionaire? Who knows, but most girls seem to flip the switch at around 22-24 years old. If you have a girl who hasn't, keep her at all costs.

My girlfriend's friend group must be going through the "treash reckoning phase", her ugly friends keep calling me a "5 figure ni**a" and telling me to get a better car because my girl deserves "better."

by Literate Stud February 16, 2023

Phake

Pretty Hot And Kink-E

Amanda is phake

by Amanda May 8, 2003

phaneuter

See definitions of the following phrases. Both combined can be used to describe phaneuter: fanooter; phanooter

I can smell your stinky phaneuter from here.

by tracey June 20, 2004

phasebook

The next phase in social networking sites.
A networking site for people who're going through a phase.

Let's hook up on phasebook.

by honkhiam April 21, 2010

Phase 10

The act of ramming a phallic shaped object in your own anal cavity.

“You act like you good at phase 10, you can’t hang wit the big dawgs”

by TheBiggestofDogs April 26, 2020

phater

A person who hates platypuses. Comes from the shortening of the term "platypus hater".

Ross is a phater. He hates Puggles the platypus.

by mrxak February 10, 2005

ben shapiro phase

a phase that teenagers (12-16 year olds) go through where they mistakenly believe that ben shapiro is the godfather of reason and sense in part due to the masturbatory titles shapiro posts on his own videos such as "BeN sHaPiRo DESTROYS LiBeRaL (18 year old college freshman)" wItH "FaCts AnD lOgIc"

17 year old high school student: Man, I remember back in my early days of high school I believed Ben Shapiro's words were gospel. It took me 3 whole years before realizing he's full of horseshit
Friend: Sounds like you've successfully escaped the ben shapiro phase. Congrats on your maturation

by theblackpirate August 4, 2021