Money Drain Patrol

Not to be confused with "Money Drain" (an incompetent woman shopping for their one planned item, but leaving with 10+ items continuously), nor used independently or by pairing the former duo with "Patrol" (which is snatching pencils from nerds), "the" Money Drain Patrol are large groups of workers that are tied to any organization where the primary objective of said organisation is to take people's money via "anti-services" (definition pending), without the use of compassion, common sense or discretion.

Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.

"I had to pay $200 for my oversized bag, guess who? None other than the Money Drain Patrol, standing there smiling, delighted to shit over my day and empty my pockets over one centimeter"

"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"

by Mr. Straight Def October 5, 2021

PaTrolling

When your parents are peeking from behind the door, or entering your room on the least situtation you wanted to be discovered doing.

I won't open that link there is some PaTrolling going around over here.

by Voikiller August 16, 2012

Pathological Liar

Generally men... who like to coverup or divert attention away from embarrassments or wrongdoings they are hiding in an effort to save their reputation. Or whom attempt to make someone seem less deserving or incredible in a situation for personal gain.

He is a pathological liar to hide his lack of self control and selfishness.

by Arjuna May 14, 2018

cutie patootie

a piece of hot man ass

That building site is full of some damn fine cutie patootie!

by minty1985 February 12, 2014

soul patrol

A large group of african americans.

Hid your hubcaps, Donnie, the soul patrol is coming!

by nikthenyetminder January 15, 2005

California Highway Patrol

California’s glorified meter men. They’re supposed to be patrolling the highways and helping stranded citizens, but all they do is hide in corners trying to trap the everyday honest joe and rob them of their hard earned dime. They issue speeding violations for going 10 over, but will wiz right by you without their lights and look at you wrong because your going to “slow”. You have to be absolute bottom feeding scum to want to be a California Highway Patrolmen.

Guy 1: Would you rather share a meal with an African War Lord or a California Highway Patrolmen?
Guy 2: Are you kidding me dude? I’ll let an African War Lord fuck my wife before I even let someone who works for the CHP in my home. At least a war lord is trying to make his people lives better in his own fucked up way, but a CHP gets off on ruining people’s day.

by AlmightyThottie September 24, 2018

Swole Patrol

A group of guys that suck dick for money in the gym locker rooms.

Yo where is the swole patrol, I need a good sucking.

by the large johnson December 19, 2012