teh old

Means "that's old shit, asshole".
The "teh" makes the person making the statement feel more 1337.

-Man check out this funny flash video!!!!1
-teh old!

by amus July 10, 2004

Old Mud

Slang term for the greatest cheap light beer in the history of the World. Old Milwaukee Light.

Lets pick up some Old Mud for tonight and get wasted.

by MontanaGunmen May 20, 2009

Old Wisconsin

An Old Wisconsin is when you take a crap in a sock and beat someone over the head with it.

Just Read The Definition.

by Doug Blitz December 21, 2004

The Old Man

Army term referring to the commander of a unit. Usually used for a colonel or general, but can be used for a captain (who would be a company commander). Since most company commanders are still in their 20's in the Army though this isn't a common use.

Its usually a term of respect, but many times just used as to refer to the commander without any judgement of respect or disrespect. NOTE = this term is never used in the presence of the old man / commander.

Soldier 1: I heard someone call the barracks to attention, sup dawg?

Soldier 2: Sarge said go straighten your shit up, looks like the old man stopped in unexpectedly.

by infantryscoming August 19, 2010

Old Bombay

Marijuana, pot, a rolled up doobie

"hey, are you down for a little smoke of the old bombay?"

by oldbombay January 30, 2010

Old queef

An elderly person which a nasty temper, most often refering to a woman. Considered highly offensive. See old fart for the male counterpart.

A violent teenage girl on her period becomes an old queef after menopause

by Plasuplasu January 5, 2013

Old Snort

When something is a really old call.

That meme is a really old snort.

by PandaSpira November 21, 2019