Mudd Diver

A person administering any sort of anal play.

> dude, did you get laid last night or what?

> oh totally!, she was a freak too, i had to become a mudd diver to please her!

by Bam 9 February 28, 2011

mudd bugging

when one motor boats a persons butt cheeks.

Dale loves mudd bugging Jamie at porcfest.

by bootydoo1522 November 14, 2011

Muddy Glacier

The act of inserting an ice cube in your ass while masturbating.

My sheets got real stained after I had a muddy glacier pop out too fast!

by Chris Heather July 3, 2011

muddleman

A middleman who forgets a promise or an obligation to arrange a deal or event with others. Not necessarily a habitual characteristic of the person, but it's damned aggravating when it happens!

Harry was supposed to ask Nance to our party, but he forgot. Next time, Nance says call her ourselves, and leave the muddleman out of it.

Allen ordered pizza delivered to the house, and Peggy was supposed to pay, but she never showed up. The delivery wench was totally PO'd. Never trust a muddleman with the cash end of a deal.

by mongo the catcarouser February 2, 2012

Muddy bath

The opposite of a golden shower, i.e to poop on someone's face

"I'm gonna give you a muddy bath, on your face!"

by Scallylank October 5, 2013

muddhammer

A bull queer

I always made sure to stay out of prison for fear I would fall victim to one of the many muddhammers in the shower

by Fornicater January 11, 2014

muddy canal

After you stick a finger into a butt hole you then stick that finger into someone's ear giving them a muddy canal. The muddy is the shit on your finger and the canal is the ear canal where the shit gets stuck. It's like a dirty sanchez for the ear!

dirty sanchez muddy canal

by PeterRoss January 25, 2014