fudge-meloned

The act of titty fucking after anal intercourse.

I was so drunk on wine last night that I didn't even care when Jeremy fudge-meloned me.

by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017

Nathan Malaney

A gay male home sexual man hoe who likes his broder richie and wants to be sold on the deep web

nathan malaney is gay

by jsidfiuosdhfhiusdfiuhsiduf June 18, 2019

Pharry Magones

/ˈfari'ma'gəʊnz/

A portmanteau of the names Harry Maguire and Phil Jones. Used as a derogatory term for a person that is useless at football.

"That player can't even make a simple pass. He's a Pharry Magones, he is!"

by Matt Windle poet October 14, 2020

mahoney factor

a factor that cannot be shut down especially when it lacks spectacles. usually cause problems with people named praveen.

Bryan Mahoney...despite his love for reading Bryan is able to keep up the mahoney factor. girls named alison are especially in danger of this factor and should watch out

by Limz January 7, 2005

mahoneyplex

Pronounced "Maarr'knee plex", it is a number so silly that it cannot be counted.

- How many pieces of cake could you eat?
Probably a mahoneyplex

- How long would it take for you to run from this point, around that post and back again?
A mahoneyplex

by Nick-B February 3, 2008

mahoney

a thief who will steal anything not nailed down

your such a mahoney!

or

this place has been ransacked, a mahoney must have been here!

by Kieran Thornton September 19, 2008

Post Malowen

A cool kid named Owen who looks like Post Malone, who doesn't brush his teeth like Post Malone and looks like high all the time.

Friend: Bro that guy Owen looks like Post Malone
Me: Bro lets call him Post Malowen

by Post Malowen October 30, 2018