Watermelon Sugar

It means too many different things but my parents genuinely believe it’s heroin so they don’t like that I listen to Harry now lolz

Larry Stylinson watermelon sugar

I just realized that sounds bad
We’re respectful here

by Bye ✌🏼 October 7, 2022

Watermelon Hopping

the act of riding a sexual partners boobs (aka melons).

You: do you want to try out the new watermelon hopping trend?

Me: Duh

by cunninglingusqueen May 31, 2023

Saharan Watermelön

A saharan watermelön is when you stick a partially cut watermelön up your rectum when it's preferably 80 degrees or higher

one day I was taking a sick hike with the wife, and it was so hot we had to perform a Saharan Watermelön

by rambabam July 25, 2016

Bloody watermelon

When to take a shit so large it comes out like a bloody watermelon. These will sometimes tare the insides causing a huge bloody mess.

Adam, Nikki just took the largest bloody watermelon I've ever seen. It won't even go down the toilet!!

by Jimmy Dean Jellybeans May 20, 2017

Morning Watermelon

The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.

I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.

by watermalone69 January 22, 2019

Porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top

An broadcast of the Woody and Wilcox show where Woody and Willcox are both bombing and Chelsea has to step in to save the show.

Today's broadcast was a porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top.

by JohnWasser February 21, 2019

Ghetto watermelons

A dark or light shade female with large breast.

Ayo bro check out that girl standimg in front with them big ghetto watermelons.

by Who am I? I'm a mystery. October 27, 2020