Nate Kaeding

An unreliable football player esp. Kickers

Did you see Nate Kaeding miss those field goals against the Jets Late night.

Saints Fan: I'm glad Garrett Hartley didn't mis in OT.
Vikings Fan: Wow... I wish he was Nate Kaeding?

by Jets in SB XLV January 26, 2010

kaked

Totally wiped out! Fast asleep with no sign of waking after a busy day.

The baby has been running riot all day and is now kaked

by Rainbow kisses February 7, 2014

Kaned

It's when your pullout game is strong. Referencing that time Patrick Kane had sec with a minor but they didn't find his DNA inside her because his pullout game is stong.

I was about to bust a nut and Patrick Kane her so good. There's no way she's getting pregnant.

I forgot to bring a condom so I Kaned it.

by musclelicious January 28, 2016

Buckin Kaeding

When your kicker misses a Field Goal or extra point.

Also can be used at any moment of surprise, anger, happiness, or any other feeling in order to get how you feel across.

Ed:I got a new job today
Matt:Oh, buckin kaeding?

Ed: Damn we lost today.
Matt: Awwwww...Buckin kaeding.

by shazbot5 December 14, 2008

Kim kardashian

A piece of plastic in the shape of an adult female with a large ass,it is partially organic.some theories state that it was once human!

Person 1:OMG what is that!?
Person 2:A piece of plastic named “Kim kardashian”

by Furryfoxboi February 21, 2020

Video Kard

The process of buying a video card, taking said card out of the box, shinkwrapping the box with some socks inside.

I just pulled a "video kard" at Best Buy... score!!!

by VINce November 12, 2003

Kard

a cats asshole

Kard63 is a cat anus

by Rollo November 16, 2003