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Makes funny satire content on tiktok with almost 1500 followers. Is also really hot.
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by Roxie217 September 8, 2021
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Occam’s Jigger

Occam's Jigger, not to be confused with Occam's Razor, is a theoretical model that describes the phenomena in which no matter how large a given bar is or how many bartenders are working behind that bar, they all tend to randomly migrate to the same space at the same time. It can not be represented mathematically using the following basic formulas for fluid dynamics:

dx/dt=delta*(y-x)
dy/dt=r*x-y-x*z
dz/dt=x*y-b*z

However, it can be compared to Chaos Theory.
Occam’s Jigger manifested itself during the dinner rush.
by Garcia Flynn October 20, 2018
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Enson Benson Jaeger

Enson Benson Jaeger is a non intellectual kid that likes to bully people for massive ass foreheads, Enson loves to play Apex legends and a hitler supporter. Enson loves to help his community by sleeping with everyones mums, if u find a wild enson your penis will grow by at least 12 inches making you milf material. To conclude Enson Benson Jaeger is the most un inspirational person ever. Besides jeremy cui
Enson Benson Jaeger loves milfs
by NJAGAJIN July 27, 2022
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Jager Grenade

A jager grenade is a shot of Jagermeister and a shot of port in two tall shot glasses

The shots are balanced in the top of a pint glass and the pint is filled with one bottle of VK Blue or other alchopop

The shot of port is then "pulled" like the pin of a grenade allowing the jagermeister shot to fall into the alchopop which is then downed in one
Jagerbomb? nah let's do a jager grenade
by Axigar April 6, 2010
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jager missile

A jager bomb, but with 4 times the jager, and virtually no energy beverage
John: You guys want some jager bombs? (John proceeds to concoct Nick a beverage)
Nick: (sips freshly created beverage) Damn, this is pretty much a "jager missile"
John: Yeah...my bad dude
by nick'n'johnny January 17, 2006
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ma jigger

a word that can simultaneously let the person your talking to know:
a) that you don't know what your trying to say
b) a word or name escapes your memory
c) your not afraid to sound silly

use it to describe a person who's in a room with you if you don't want them to know your talking smack. use it to tell someone what to bring you (while pointing or gesturing of course). or use it when your just not shure what to do.
. i can't believe she showed up with... you know, "ma jigger".

. can you grab me the... uh... yeah... your right next to it.... that.... ma jigger right there.

. and professor, in answer to your question, this ma jigger here, connects to that ma jigger there, in a way that ma jiggers do, and yeah. end of story. do i pass?
by cherie ann July 9, 2007
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Jaggering

When you're pissed in the boozer and you can't resist Keif's guitar licks. Generally swinging wildly while listening to the Stones.
Raoul, take 'Brown Sugar' off repeat and quit your Jaggering. Put some Whitney Houston on or something.
by Kevroeques August 1, 2011
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