hookah bar

A bars themed around hookahs, apparatus for inhaling smoke.

"He went with his buddies to a hookah bar earlier tonight and he's been burnt out ever since."

by D. Stern July 6, 2005

hook

A punch that comes solidly from the side.

I hooked him with my right.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

Hookah Douche

When referring to hookah, someone who acts like they know what they are talking about, but it is obvious they don't.

Joe: " Hey man, can we try the melon?"

Hookah Douche: "You sure man? It's pretty harsh..."

Later...

Joe: (Sarcasticly)"Hey man you were right, it was pretty harsh."

Hookah Douche: (Serious)" I told you man. I know what I'm talking about. I smoke like 5 a day."

by smk89 April 15, 2009

Pirate hooker

a nautical prostitute with little to no vitamin c who sells sexy time to drunken seamen

Pamela anderson; kira knightly, both examples of pirate hookers

"yarrrrr, i burnt me hook on the pirate hookers scurvy ridden bloomers."

"arrrr."

by b to tha ruce December 6, 2006

hooker

prostitute. started in the civil war When Gen.Hooker of the Union Army (the first pimp) tried to protect his troops from VD by buying the best chicks and pimping them to his corps of 20,000 men. orginally hooker's girls.

hooker is the pimp of hookers.

by Maxzilla June 20, 2003

bible hooker

person who is fucking obsesed with jesus and the bible

chris's mom is a bible hooker

by eddie and captain winkie July 13, 2007

food hooker

An attractive waitress at a food service establishment.

Damn, that food hooker is hot!!

by Unholy7 January 4, 2009