Jake Hale

a cute, funny, great kisser, that i will love till the end of time:)

hey its Jake Hale??
hes cute

by maureengray November 30, 2011

Haleem

A sexy boy who is has a massive penis and is loyal at all times

Haleem is my future man

by Realdrillz November 21, 2018

Haleemah

A bad ass bitch, she got that pussy power

haleemah will make your wigs fly from earth

by Bussybitch February 26, 2019

haleigh

One who shows up to parties merely for the fun of stealing their alcohol. Occasionally they bring their own alcohol. Frequently found undressed on the streets asking God why he made her life horrible. He generally doesn't answer.

Wow, look at that chick lying in the middle of the road. What a haleigh.

by mv93 April 26, 2008

Haley

Haley is a girl who is usually blonde and very pretty. She will most often have a nice booty She always has a very nice body and will love her boyfriend for a long time. So be good to her if you meet one.

Girl 1: Look at that girl over there. I am so jealous.
Girl 2: I know her butt is huge!! She gets all the guys.
Girl 1: Hmm.. I bet her name is Haley!

by HappyBlondeHaley July 14, 2011

Nikki Haley

A person who ruined South Carolina who cannot be president.

Nikki Haley would make a horrible president.

by Justin ;) June 29, 2020

Van Halen

A sexual act in which a man is treated like an electric guitar, his face being the neck of the guitar, and his genitals being the strumming area. Alternatively, a woman could receive a Van Halen in the reverse position, her face being strummed and her netherparts being fingered.

Did you get a Van Halen last night?
Yeah, man. She wailed on me like a Fender.

by Dr. Mung May 9, 2004