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Going Gordon 

The act of beating someone with a crowbar. Named after Gordon Freeman from Half-Life.
Somebody broke into my house last night so I was going Gordon on their ass.
Going Gordon by SAKingShibby February 9, 2010

Thomas Gordon 

By his first name he is a tank engine and also greek for twin, but by his second he is from a part royal scottish decent. He is just over average looking, very sporty quite like the american baseball player 'tom gordon' . Nicknamed 'flash' after the superhero 'flash gordon'. Gordon can also mean large dick/penis.
oh my gosh he has such a Gordon.
Who?

Thomas Gordon of course!
Thomas Gordon by JimmyCricket123 October 4, 2011

I'm finna go Gordon Ramsay on this bitch 

To lash out eg: cussing, throwing items around and yelling
Vanessa keeps talking smack about me and i swear I'm finna go Gordon Ramsay on this bitch

Gordanism 

A religion in which the followers commit what is called a “Rhythm Clapping” with a video if their deity “Mr. Gordan”
“I practice Christianity” “I practice Gordanism”
Gordanism by Gordanism Preacher February 11, 2021
Gondor was the most prominent kingdom of Men in Middle-earth, bordered by Rohan to the north, Harad to the south, the cape of Andrast and the Sea to the west, and Mordor to the east. Its first capital was Osgiliath, moved to Minas Tirith in TA 1640. The city of Minas Tirith remained the capital of Gondor for the rest of the Third Age and into the Fourth Age; other major fortresses included Dol Amroth in Belfalas and Osgiliath, which was a city on the Anduin.

Gondor was founded by the brothers Isildur and Anárion, exiles from Númenor. Gondor was an allied kingdom with Arnor, whose line of king chieftains came from Isildur, while the Line of the Kings of Gondor descended from Anárion. Gondor was at the height of its power in its early years due to the ships and the military might that its armies possessed. However, continued attacks by allies of Sauron, civil war, and a devastating plague caused it to gradually decline over the course of the Third Age until Sauron's final defeat and the crowning of Aragorn II Elessar. Following that time the power of Gondor once again expanded, and the former lands of Arnor were united with it under the banner of the Reunited Kingdom.
Gondor means 'Land of Stone', from Sindarin gond (stone) + (n)dor (land), most likely given to it because of the White Mountains (Ered Nimrais) and other mountain chains in the land (hypothetical Quenya name Ondonórë).

gordon flombay 

To take a shit while eating an orange and pulling your pud with the orange peel. Kind of like a blumpkin or a Gordon Bombay but on steroids and citrus fruit. Works best in Florida
The Hofe loves it when her boyfriend takes Gordon Flombays and she has to clean up the mess.

You don't even have to spray after taking a Gordon Flombay.