False Alignment

To leave a big gap in front of your car so that you're right next to the car in the lane next to you. Typically, it's a technique used to admire another car, its occupants or both.

"I pulled a false alignment so I could check out the hottie in the convertible."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

false growth

The increase in earnings per share that comes against a firm acquires another firm with a P/E ratio lower than its original price-earnings ratio.
And this phenomenon is solely because of the merge. The stock price does not matter.

When a corporation merges a comparatively small company with a lower P/E ratio,there wil be a false growth in the corporation's earnings per share.

by BarryPotter September 23, 2008

false-er

someone who frequently tells lies

taixa is a false-er, she is so dishonest.

I am not a false-er, my nickname is honest abe

by isandkay October 15, 2007

falsetograph

A photograph one sends to his/her online chat buddy, that is NOT really his/her photo, usually taken from a magazine or is the photo of an attractive friend, or something. Done by pedophiles, highly unattractive people, & people that have other reasons to lie.

- Shit man, I told you my chat buddy xLoveAngelMusicBabyx69, she fuckin' hot! See, here's her photo
- WTF esse, don't you watch E!?? Apparently, it's a falsetograph. That's tennis player Anna Kournikova, the wife of Enrique Iglesias, brah!
- .........................well maybe my chat buddy is Anna Kournikova!!
- ...yyyyyyeaaaaaaaah..I wouldn't bet my life on it.

by catfight12 January 12, 2009

falseity

the opposite of being false

Dave: his laptop is a windows one. of course it hates christmas
Spencer: at least it's still better than mac
Charlie: i believe that statement is an absolute falseity

by goosedork December 13, 2009

false that

A phrase uttered when a person disagrees with a statement that has been made. The opposite of "true that"

"Global warming is a good thing!"

"False that"

by wordcreatorfromvirginia April 7, 2010

False-a-tude

Intentional deceptiveness with a sassy nature in order to point out another persons non deceptive fallacy.

When someone says something they think is cool sounding, but to everyone else it is obviously an idiotic statement, thus, enter False-a-tude which is another person immediately interjects with another idiotic statement which is intentionally funnier.

by prettylittleaces January 13, 2011