what da dog doin

a meme; when your dog eats a child

So anyways, I was down on my knees, ponytail in my hair- WhAt dA doG doiN?!

by slap cheese on a bald head December 1, 2021

Doing the Dirty

A way to say FUCKING when children are around.

So I only realised that she was a man after we had done the dirty.

by Peter Adams January 6, 2004

You're doin' it wrong

When someone, often an emo poser, tries to "fit in" with a fad or style, but fail epicly or when someone tries to cut themselves with an iPod, when someone tries to make a lolcat pic and uses proper grammar, when someone runs the right way in the Special Olympics.

"Dude! You're doin' it wrong!"

by Kickimanjaro April 14, 2008

doing a costin

to rush headlong into a suicidal career spin, then burn every bridge in sight including the one you're standing on, whilst providing some fleeting entertainment to your colleagues.

Wow, Jerry Maguire really should have thought it through before doing a costin.

Fuck me, Buck really felt the sting when Dave did a costin...

by Lou06 July 7, 2006

doing a Stafford

To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.

Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.

(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.

(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet

by fryson August 3, 2010

how u doin?

a common phrase used by the character Joey in the popular TV series 'friends'

Joey: how u doin?
Random: im doin fine thanks and yourself?
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by wassittoyou June 6, 2007

What doing?

Slang for "What are you doing?"

Me: "What doing?"
You: "Nothing."

by Susan Natch April 26, 2006