douchebag rainbow

A term first used by Philip "sxephil" DeFranco, douchebag rainbow refers to the douchebagery that is emitted by every race, but in different ways.

"Douchebags come in all sorts of colors...it's the douchebag rainbow."

"If you're going to hate anyone, hate the douchebag rainbow."

by Avatarded September 7, 2009

dorchester shrimp

cheese curls, people that live in dorchester, ma don't have enough money to buy real shrimp, so they buy cheese curls

I went to a super bowl party last week and they asked me to bring an appetizer, so I brought some dorchester shrimp!

by lumpy1972 October 19, 2010

professional douchebag

a douchebag so epicly douchebaggy that they must publish and announce every douchebaggy thing they do.

professional douchebag- I'm George W. Bush, and I approve this message:
"New Orleans fails"

by Spaz De Kat March 19, 2009

douche waffle

A realy Annoying person who does not know when to shut their mouth

Emily you are a douche waffle

by IamSMACK December 28, 2008

Douche Wad

Like a douche bag, but worse.

So, I was crossing the street and this douche wad comes out of nowhere and almost hits me.

by Novella V January 12, 2008

wrapped up like a douche

as mentioned previously, it is one of the most commonly mishear lyrics. However, the song which this is misheard in is Mansfred Mann's version. It sounds exactly like douche even when you learn that it is deuce though. Bruce Springsteen originally wrote the song as "cut loose like a deuce..." and sang it saying deuce not douche.

"Turn it up, I like to hear Mansfred Mann pronounce deuce like shit"
"I'm gonna sing douche because it is funnier and I was almost raised on it"

by asswhite April 16, 2005

Douchebagasaurus Rex

A complete douchebag, like such a big douchebag, that it's like fucking dinosaur huge.

Phil: Chris is kind of a douchebag, but he's can be cool sometimes.
Mike: No, he's not cool, he's a Douchebagasaurus Rex.

by BrotherSport April 4, 2009