Citizen Dildo

One who is rich or in a position of high power but chooses to mingle or associate himself with lowerclass people. This term is usually issued to the person by his or her peers whom are also rich or in powerful positions.

I find it absolutely amazing that a self made billionair, such as Greg, would voluntarily be a citizen dildo.

by Larry March 26, 2004

dildo licker

Someone who licks dildoes. An insult.

"So diss all you want but it won't make your weenie any bigger you dildo licker." - William Murderface of Dethklok. (Metalocalypse Season 1 Episode 5)

by FH$TGI^JO May 15, 2007

dilbo

A hobbit sex toy named after a famous explorer from the Shire.

Samwise should probably buy his girl a dilbo.

by Evelynne December 29, 2007

Dildo Foot

1. A rubber or plastic foot used mainly by females to insert into their vagina for sexual stimulation. Some feet also vibrate via battery power.

2. An asshole friend

Dude, she gonna be gettin' all over that dildo foot tonight.

Sup dildo foot?

by Jim Schwartzman August 7, 2003

biscuit dildo

A roll of biscuits from the fridge used as a dildo. See rob riggles "operation fluffy bunny" on The Daily Show.

let's just use a biscuit dildo rather than going to the dildo shop and buying a dildo.

by henry's balls October 16, 2007

dildo duel

1. haveing 1 dildo that can go into 2 pussys at once
2. 2 guys fighting with dildos.

1. It was awesome when we moved that dildo shaft like it was our own female penis
2. "dAWg i found a 2 didlos in he purse want to FIZITE?!?

by ccdd December 10, 2003

dildo

A large falic object that a femail preferes to vigorusly ram into her vaginal area when a real penis is not avalibal at her disposal. She may even ask for another person to do it for her. Homosexual men prefer to ram this falic tool into their anus.

That is one big fucking dildo!!

by arse hole August 4, 2007