Detroit Firefighter 

When a man lights his pubic hair on fire and his partner must extinguish the flames with his semen.

Hey Douglas I'm gonna pull a Detroit firefighter on you tonight!

Detroit Firefighter by FUCKASSMCGEE June 26, 2015

Detroit dance party 

Sexual act where the male lies down on the floor naked and allows the female(s) to grind a stiletto heel on his nutsack until he busts his nut.

I'm going to the strip club to find some chicks that want to do a Detroit dance party.

Detroit dance party by Dump truck December 24, 2016

Detroit Lions 

An NFL team responsible for every act of terror since 1957 as proposed by the Lions Vertical Integration Theory(LVIT).

Cats(2019), fuck yeah. A cross country runner, a literal dip shit, who broke his leg as an act of espionage for Russia, Hell yeah I'm onto you, Pedro Blocks.

Person 1: Did you hear that the Detroit Lions suck.
Person 2: Did I fuck your mom?
Person 1: Yes and I watched.
Person 2: WTF

Detroit Lions by Pitero B February 7, 2022

Detroit Country Day 

A college preparatory school located in the Detroit Metropolitan area. The system is corrupt and half of the school tuition goes to the headmaster to pay for his brand new yacht. (see: Twat) What's left of the $20,000+ tuition is spent on useless landscaping and hiring caterers when the state health inspectors drop by to evaluate the low-budget lunch program. The remaining funds are spent buying basketball player from other schools to play on our team. Donations are literally begged for by the headmaster.

They say that they treat you like adults, but in reality, they treat you like you can't take a shit without hurting yourself.

What we are not allowed to do:

Hug (It's innapropriate)
Carry a backpack around (It's not safe)
Toss a saltine cracker at my friend
Take off our vests when we are hot
Wear a coat when they try and cut back on the heating bill
Voice our opinion
Laugh

Generally, DCD sucks camel penis.

Scott: Where do you go to?
Kyle: Detroit Country Day.
Scott: Your life must suck.

Detroit Country Day by An attending student July 22, 2008

Detroit crackhead

A crackhead from Detroit

Shit he's definitely a Detroit crackhead

Detroit crackhead by The fact I can September 14, 2015

Detroit Disaster

When you have sex with your woman and she is on her period. You get blood all over your dick and then wipe your dick all over her face.

Me:I gave her the Detroit Disaster last night.
Tony:eww dude! thats nasty.

Detroit Disaster by Buk Lau March 14, 2009

Detroit Carwash 

When performing a Cleveland Steamer, moving one's rectum North to receive a thorough cleaning.

I was surprised after dropping a Cleveland Steamer that she was willing to perform a Detroit Carwash.

Detroit Carwash by godknowswho February 18, 2009