Montpelier Strainer

When constipation prevents the performing of a Cleveland Steamer.
It was surprising enough that she asked for a Cleveland Steamer, but imagine my embarrassment when I couldn't push one out; a real Montpelier Strainer.
by godknowswho February 18, 2009
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Detroit Carwash

When performing a Cleveland Steamer, moving one's rectum North to receive a thorough cleaning.
I was surprised after dropping a Cleveland Steamer that she was willing to perform a Detroit Carwash.
by godknowswho February 18, 2009
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