used to express to someone that you don't give a shit about what they have to say. Basically a shotrnend version of "Do I care?"
by TurboTramp March 26, 2009
Get the care? mug.Metaphorically describes someone's attempt to make you care, often about something that matters about as much as a gram of piss. The care missile is generally depicted as a large nuclear warhead with a smiley face visible somewhere on its body. Make sure to notify the launcher when the missile doesn't hit its mark.
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See also cool story bro.
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See also cool story bro.
Ryan: Oh my God, dude. I ate this taco five minutes ago and I just about shat my pants.
Jim: WHOOOOSH! Hear that? That's the care missile landing in the Sea of Japan.
Jim: WHOOOOSH! Hear that? That's the care missile landing in the Sea of Japan.
by Care Engineer <3 December 3, 2009
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she told her friend secretly in her ear about her boyfriend but everyone siting there heard the secret because of her, "carefree whisper." which was easily audible by others
by anonymous April 2, 2010
Get the carefree whisper. mug.Someone who rather than pursuing a real career in order to provide for the lifestyle they desire, chooses to kiss people's ass in order to get their bills paid, vacations, etc.
She was just another dumb blonde that didn't have any brains or ambition to get a real job, so instead she became a career ass kisser and kissed the ass of any guy that would buy her all the things she wanted and needed.
by liveurdreams January 24, 2012
Get the Career Ass Kisser mug.N: 1) A person who has been attractive for the majority of their lives, which in turn has made their lives easier.
2) A female who's job resume consists ONLY of positions based on her looks, not skill set. Ex: cocktail waitress, bartender, promo model, model, and/or any other position only given to her because she is pretty.
3) A female who fails to develop life skills because she has never had the need for them, because she is attractive.
2) A female who's job resume consists ONLY of positions based on her looks, not skill set. Ex: cocktail waitress, bartender, promo model, model, and/or any other position only given to her because she is pretty.
3) A female who fails to develop life skills because she has never had the need for them, because she is attractive.
"Heather cannot work a full time job, she has no skill set or work ethic. She's just a career cutie."
"She's a 38 year old bartender because she has no direction in life. Her looks are fading and that's all she has. She is a career cutie."
"I cannot introduce her to my mother, she has no qualities other than being a career cutie."
"Career cuties have an expiration date."
"The market is saturated with career cuties."
"She's a 38 year old bartender because she has no direction in life. Her looks are fading and that's all she has. She is a career cutie."
"I cannot introduce her to my mother, she has no qualities other than being a career cutie."
"Career cuties have an expiration date."
"The market is saturated with career cuties."
by stone814105 March 31, 2013
Get the Career Cutie mug.I don't really have anything funny to put here but I don't know if I have to write "career guidance" for the definition to be accepted so here it is
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