Corrective Lens

Something you put on your face so that other people's beauty becomes more apparent. It fixes the problem in your eyes.

Hey, give me my corrective lens', I need them to ride that outlandish giraffe.

by PAYJE April 20, 2010

Current Population Survey

(ECONOMICS) survey of 60,000 households in the USA conducted monthly by the Bureau of Labor Statistics. One of two ways in which the BLS gathers statistics on unemployment and hours worked. The other is the establishment survey.

According to an analysis of the 2009 March Current Population Survey, one in five men ages 18-64 - about 21.2 million - are uninsured, compared with 17.2 million women in the same age group. This gap in coverage is consistent across various demographic groups.

by Abu Yahya July 15, 2010

Correction Slap

Whilst someone is doing wrong to themself or someone else you slap them with your palm onto their forehead

Your mum is hawt
*Correction Slaps*

by snjgaming September 22, 2011

Correctomy

Verbal surgery performed on a husband by his wife when she feels he needs to know he is wrong about something.

Bob accidentally passed the freeway exit to the mall, and the next thing he knew he was receiving an emergency correctomy.

by Sloppy Johnson July 1, 2016

Current girl

Not your girl or your girlfriend, just the current girl in your life. You smashin’ but aint no label on it.

Who is that under Greg’s arm??

Oh that’s his current girl.

Are they dating?

Nah, current girl, why dont you listen?

by Johncreilly December 31, 2017

Correct

Used instead of "yes" to avoid the appearance of agreement with a speaker who is spitting hot fire in breach of decorum.

Josh: "I think we should really start answering yes-no questions with a simple 'yes' or 'no'."
Steve: "Correct."

by Quickizzle June 9, 2018

correcto mingo

when your name is Bobby and you have the best GF ever

damn bobby is a correcto mingo

by Bobbythekai June 3, 2018