Hopeless Creep

The state of being so desperate for a girl, that it will cause the victim to become obsessed with the girl and post statuses about love and how they are heartbroken about the girl not noticing or talking to them when really, girls are creeped out by the victim's odd behavior and tend to avoid them
Love hurts so much, if only she knew...
Ok dude, no one knows who or what you are talking about, we only know that your last ten statuses have been like this, try talking to her, not stalking her, you hopeless creep
by blackchickenfliesatnight April 18, 2010
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mouse creep

The unexplainable phenomenon of your mouse cursor moving on your monitor while the mouse is not physically moving.
Damn unomar! This wireless mouse has tons of mouse creep!
by phrac April 2, 2009
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feature creep

Delay extending the release date of a product due to the manufacturers wanting to add 'new and improved' functions to the product
Feature creap can prolong a release date with infinate delay. see Vaporware
Duke Nukem Forever was a victim of feature creep and is now Vaporware
by Kommando July 8, 2004
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Creep

A group of juvenile barrio friends leaving to complete an agreed upon act that is negative in nature, although not necessarily violent.
After agreeing to steal candy from 7-11, Junior, Blackie, and Juan all said "Let's Creep"
by IceFlesh March 23, 2011
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creep attack

a potential suitor (male) in a bar who is visibly interested in talking to a female...usually spotted by a friend. characteristics include: an inability to look at anything but his victim, suspicious conduct..i.e. looking over someone's shoulder to catch a glance at said female, animated, visibly interested behavior, a lack of shame to stop at nothing in pursuing the target of his desire. also known for approaching his victim's friends for information - including asking what is her drink of choice is so he can sneakily purchase one for her. Another signature move of the creep attack is to leave his business card with the female's friends to be given to her later. also known as a predator.
"dude. did you see that guy trying to talk to me in the bar last night?? what a creep attack!!"

also can be used as a verb, such as "don't look now but dude at the bar is totally creep attacking on you"
by frenchassassin October 17, 2008
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Creep Shot

Originally referring to the act of taking a picture of a Girl In Yoga Pants in public without their knowledge.

Coined on GirlsInYogaPants.com, many spin offs including a Twitter profile and website of the exact name have been created and use the term.
Ex 1: Yo man, you see that new creep shot on GIYP?

Ex 2: Check out this fine as creep shot I took of this girl's ass, she didn't even know!
by CreepShotter November 2, 2012
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sleep creep

The old pervert you meet at the club who drugs you take you home and has sex with your unconcious body. Or could be your uncle who molested you as you slept but you were to afraid to wake up or tell anyone.
If you get drunk with a sleep creep make sure you stay awake or else you might wake up naked with a used condom in your asshole.
by p.daddy July 16, 2011
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