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Definitions by Kommando

note to self 

1. an exclamation used when you want to punctuate/emphasize an obvious or insulting quip or action
2. an exclamation highlighting something you did not know until then
3. a personal reminder
1. "note to self: Jarod is an idiot"
2. "note to self: don't put wooden objects in the dishwasher"
3. "note to self: pay rent"
note to self by Kommando July 8, 2004

feature creep 

Delay extending the release date of a product due to the manufacturers wanting to add 'new and improved' functions to the product
Feature creap can prolong a release date with infinate delay. see Vaporware
Duke Nukem Forever was a victim of feature creep and is now Vaporware
feature creep by Kommando July 8, 2004

Vaporware 

Software that has been delayed so long that it will never be released.
Duke Nukem Forever was first to be made on the Quake engine, then the Quake 2 engine, then the Unreal Engine, then the Unreal warfare engine, its six years past its release date... face it, its never coming out.
Vaporware by Kommando July 8, 2004
a logical deduction of, a conclusion derived from, which results in
that made no sense and is thusly a stupid comment.
he hit the field mouse again and thusly was turned into a goon.
thusly by Kommando May 18, 2003