The Carpenter's Plunger is the ultimate rough sex toy.
Basically its a lightweight Balsa wood dildo wrapped in Commercial grade 60 sandpaper. The idea being to get rid of bumps and existing cum residue making insertion cleaner and easier.
Basically its a lightweight Balsa wood dildo wrapped in Commercial grade 60 sandpaper. The idea being to get rid of bumps and existing cum residue making insertion cleaner and easier.
Susie's cunt was cum clogged , but after a few applications with The Carpenter's Plunger, insertion was made easy.
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