A person who reaches the apex of douche baggery. This person is generally a loser that lives in a small town and act like he is a bad ass. Rumor has it that most Steve's are douche canoes, though douche canoes have other names as well. Rumor also has it that Steve's who are douche canoes also have a small penis which explains their napoleon complex.
Steve is such a douche canoe, there is no one in earth that compares. If there were Olympics that involved douche canoe racing, he would get the gold every time.
by Steveisabitchassdouchecanoe December 15, 2017
Get the Douche canoemug. Someone, such as a business leader or head of school who makes a drastic change at the last minute that impacts the entire staff and gives 0 fucks about it.
T:"there is a safety issue with the building. What should we do?"
J:"extend the school year at the last minute of course!"
T:"perfect! Morale is low anyway, so fuck'em"
Staff:"wow....what a bunch of douche canoes"
J:"extend the school year at the last minute of course!"
T:"perfect! Morale is low anyway, so fuck'em"
Staff:"wow....what a bunch of douche canoes"
by AlSnow June 12, 2023
Get the Douche Canoemug. by stick-bug514 May 2, 2024
Get the nathanael canomug. "did you catch the fight last night, that guy was really swinging them canoes at the start"
"Look at the freaking canoes on that kid, going to have to start getting him special shoes"
"Look at the freaking canoes on that kid, going to have to start getting him special shoes"
by Buffmclargehuge November 27, 2020
Get the Canoemug. by Willie June 11, 2021
Get the Dick douche canoemug. by Peaches&Boo January 10, 2017
Get the Douche canoemug. When someone is such a douche that they overflow the capacity of a douchebag and is able to fill a canoe.
by Lilapowers June 17, 2018
Get the Douche Canoemug.