Club Cow

Obese individuals lumbering through the warehouse club grazing on free samples in search of a Costco Lunch.

Jim: Did you make it to Costco today?
Chris: Yea, I had to navigate around the Club Cows clogging the aisles feasting on Biscuit Bites and Beef Jerky.

by HowMuchForTheRibs May 24, 2022

Cow Tale

(Noun.) A piece of fecal matter containing a warm semen filling closely resembling the similarly titled cream-filled caramel candy.

The dexterous use of the man's penis into another's asshole produced a high-quality Cow Tale, hot off the line.

by theblackthunder September 12, 2014

mega cow

a huge cow you fucking shit head
god damn how stupid are you

go back to school you asshole

fuck you

look at the mega cow bitch

by mega cow February 10, 2017

old cow

old woman thats an grumpy bitch

you look like an old cow today nan

by cow mqn July 29, 2017

Liquid Cow

Milk

Got Liquid Cow?

by Sorenteen November 21, 2011

pus cow

a pus cow, is a person who is known as a buzz kill

mom- no energy drinks for you!
kid- mom you're such a pus cow

by angeltufts. March 14, 2009

cow ass

when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.

can you look at my ass please I think I have a cow ass.

by ThatDude9.0 February 25, 2020