Blitch

a nicer rendition of BITCH. Instead of saying the more offensice word, just say blitch.

Girl 1- So are you going to see Derick night after he cheated on you?
Girl 2-Blitch please!

by Ana September 28, 2006

Blit

The section in a book that reads something sexual or downright pornographic and takes your mind to a naughty place.

"Dude, I got to the blit in my book and it made me so horny"

by Shoogah October 10, 2008

blist

A list of things you must do in a given day that are undesirable, boring, or consume precious time which you could otherwise use to tackle more important matters.

A collection of subpar items, people, concepts with negative valence attached to them.

I got a blist of shit to do today, so I dont have time to make dinner.

My boss gave me some blists today to keep me busy, but i still managed to find time to piss in his coffee.

There are a blist of applicants to interview tomorrow, i don't think ill hire a single one.

by binomex July 6, 2013

blitch

1. an abbreviation for blond bitches

2. word to describe stupid blond women who blog about retarded things

3. referring to any one stupid and a bitch; including politicians

4. dumb bitches not exclusive to women or excluding men

Those blitch's need to stop making retarded youtube video in their panties and then complain about all the sexist comments that get posted. TITS OR GTFO BLITCH'S!

by Darkseig November 12, 2010

blitch

a female software cracker
a complaint blog
a less offensive alternative to saying "bitch"
a book by soda biers

I am the real blitch.
I like to blitch about posers.
Blitch is my book and Urban Tarot is my tarot, my writing alias is Soda.
I just wanted to blitch about something.

by B_L_I_T_C_H SODA BIERS REALLY December 3, 2010

Blitch

A cross between When someone is jacked up or so messy that it looks like a glitch and someone who is rude and Obnoxious and Is such a b*tch (b*tch + glitch

That girl is being such a Blitch that's why I don't like her.

by Thatgirlbeshadydoa April 22, 2015

blit

A bloody clit.

Can only be used as a noun.

"She sat on my coach and got her blit everywhere."

or

"My blit is beautiful but yours is just nasty."

or

"She's got a blit."
"How can you tell?"
"Her pants are all bloody!"

by Thieman February 2, 2007