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Everyone knows what a blister is, but the suffix -er implies that is must do the preceding word, hence blist.

Blist- v. To severely hurt a living thing in any manner.
Blister- n. Anything that unavoidably hurts people.

Acceptable variations: Blisted and blisting.
"Oy, I'm going to straight blist ya, mate."
"Okay, okay! You're funny. Stop with the pinching you're blisting me."
"You have to put that dog down, he's a blister."
Blist by walletfullof1s February 22, 2015
A person that is slitly drunk and very blode
Paris Hilton is a very big blist
blist by Dora 03 September 9, 2006
A list of things you must do in a given day that are undesirable, boring, or consume precious time which you could otherwise use to tackle more important matters.

A collection of subpar items, people, concepts with negative valence attached to them.
I got a blist of shit to do today, so I dont have time to make dinner.

My boss gave me some blists today to keep me busy, but i still managed to find time to piss in his coffee.

There are a blist of applicants to interview tomorrow, i don't think ill hire a single one.
blist by binomex July 6, 2013
A list written as an addition to your personal blog.
I usually whine about what's wrong in my life, but today I will give you a blist.

-wash dishes
-walk dog
-do Tae-Bo
-haircut
blist by cerraphine December 1, 2011

Deef Blist 

The blister one gets on the roof of their mouth after eating a hot slice of DiFontaines pizza.
this semester is one big deef blist
Deef Blist by fendi dul December 4, 2019

Cold Red Baja Blast 

Noun:
-What you get when you're whackin' the willy whacker at full throttle inside your girl but it's that time of the month so she produces a certain something when she busts.
Example 1:
-Guy A: Yo, heard you finally got to hit it last night.
-Guy B: Wasn't worth it my nigga; I got hit with that Cold Red Baja Blast.

Example 2: (For sick freaks)
-Gal: No I don' wanna do it with you. My period is putting me out of the mood.
-Guy C (The Freak): Girl idgaf. I wanna feel the power of that Cold Red Baja Blast.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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