Bert

Bert or burt
when you can see right down a girls cleavage
when a girls cleavage is clearly on display

This group of guys see a girl where she has a low top and they could see a quite clearly her boob
Once one see's her boobs, they will say bert/burt in a loud voice. Not shouting it out just saying it rather clear and letting other people who know of the meaning of the word that there is a girl with her tits showing

by Anonymous Pete October 3, 2009

bertation

Also known as a brain fart, it first appeared shortly after the Emmys when CBS anchorwoman Serene Branson had an infamous tongue-tied episode on live television.

I had an embarrassing bertation when I was giving that speech, dammit!

by X1rtam March 2, 2011

Beertastrophe

A beer related event considered catastrophic to serious beer drinkers.

Karl approached the bar and requested his favorite, high quality draft beer. The bartender pulled the tap and discovered the keg was empty. The bartender explained they were out of his beer and offered him a Bud Light. Karl thought, "what a beertastrophe!"

Paul was out with friends at their local pub. They were sitting at a table. The smoking hot waitress had just delivered a fresh round of pints for everyone. As Paul stood up to leave the table for the restroom, he accidentally bumped the table, causing six freshly poured pints to spill over. Brian belted out "party foul", but he was quickly corrected when Jim said, "dude, that's a beertastrophe!"

by Titleist2002 August 20, 2013

Bert

A shmexy fellow who will probably move to a different school after being at you school for maybe a month. He acts gay but that okay because it's Bert and you have to love that stupid cutie. Total ladies man, sweet as a pickle.

Girl: "Omg who's that?"
Guy: "Oh, that's Bert, we use to be friends in Elementary."
Girl: "Well damn, he's cute."

by Astrogirl435 June 27, 2016

Bertil

A Bertil is often very short and very akward. He takes good care of his family but dosnt know how to make a move on a girl.

John: Yoo that guys really short
Ben: He must be named Bertil

by Lillostreet06 April 19, 2021

roll with bert

The process of smoking dro, or weed

"What are we gonna do this weekend?"
"Roll with bert!"

by paulwalll March 3, 2008

Bert and Ernie

Code word for when one of your buddies is hitting on some ugly bitch. A way of breaking the ice to him without saying she's ugly.

day after: Hey man, thanks for bert and ernie'ing me last night, I didn't want to hook up with that big bitch.

by derek_nesta March 4, 2008