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anus wreath

the ring of hair surrounding your butthole.
"hey morgan! did you shave your anus wreath today?"
by borkupine April 10, 2010
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anus

The anus, or 'mahogany knot' is a part of the body controlled by a sphincter muscle. It has three primary functions.
The same rules apply for animals. Including #2 in some parts of the world.

1) To expel waste matter (feces, dogs eggs) from the body.
2) To provide an alternative orifice on a lady/animal for penis insertion. Or as the main orifice for men.
3) To be used as an insult
by Vase April 28, 2007
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anusing

n - the reaming someone or something out. Roughly equivalent to "tearing something a new one," only with the violence being done to a pre-existing anus rather than in the creation of a new one.
Dan received a full-spectrum anusing when his masturbatorium collection was discovered.
by Helium March 18, 2003
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Anus Beef

A funny misspelling by "Hardees Thick Burgers", which is laughed about commonly. People also like to put this into motivators and make it copypasta.

Development as german meme:
Also an increasing number of people in Germany begin to use this word as a term for bad tasting burgers.
This is also used as a relation to the latest "Gammelfleisch Skandal" / "Rotten meat scandal" in Germany.
Dude 1: Dude, did you try those new Double Ultracheese Burgers at <insert burger restaurant here>?

Burger Dude: Forget about them, they contain Anus Beef!
by !ng December 18, 2009
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Anus hole

1. An area on the body that poop exits, or whatever currently digested. Can be used for various things.

2. An Insult, usually someone stupid or non-sensical
1. Dude that poo hurt my anus hole!

2. Wow dude you are such an anus hole!
by bubbashmo March 3, 2009
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anus fucker

by Neville Ugle June 5, 2003
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anus licking loser

1. Cordial greeting to a whack prick.
2. Often used to describe an obnoxious fool who has no goals or practical dreams and earns his pathetic existance by waxing every detail of his boring past.
John smokes pot all day and makes fun of well-balanced people because they care about things that matter. John is an anus licking loser.
by deplemisher April 24, 2003
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