Alberto

A one of a kind guy. A loving, funny, charismatic, athletic, and a good looking guy. When he sticks to someone he never lets go. Loves animals. Girls want to be with him and boys wish they are him. Can be a little loud and crazy at parties when he has a little too much to drink. Loves to be with friends and loves soccer! Works hard and never gives up, when he has something to do, he does it.. no hesitation. Usually Hispanic with dark hair and dark eyes.

Hey! Look at Alberto over there being the life of the party!

Yup.. sounds like Alberto.

by Corniyah December 23, 2020

AmberHeard Virus

A person who's a straight face liar. No matter how clear the evidence is that something is not true. A person with an AmberHeard Virus will insist it's true or false depending on what they are claiming. Even if you saw them do something right in front of you and they know you saw it but they will still deny it ever happened. They may even call everyone else a liar as well. No matter how many people saw it.

1. I ran a 3-minute mile! No, you didn't. I swear I did. You've got the AmberHeard Virus.
2. My husband hit me. I was there, he didn't hit you. Yes, he did you weren't looking when he punched me! Lady, I was sitting on the couch facing you guys! But you didn't see it, he punched me and pulled my hair out, etc.! Lady, You clearly have the AmberHeard Virus.

by RadicaRick June 2, 2022

Albertsons

A hell hole where even if you make friends the cock-sucking upper managers (namely the first and SECOND in charge) won't let you talk even if your work is done. Plus they complain about you and don't trust you if you're a teen, even if you're one of the better workers! And they wont fire the shitty ones!
And the customers bitch about every little thing! They try to scam you to save even just 5 cents! Fuck coupons too, that shit is lame, why the hell do we take other stores coupons?
Then there's the bottle room! That shit is so gross! It's never clean and there's always stinky bums back there.
Luckily there are some cool people! Like managers that let you go on Chipotle or Jamba runs! Or get you drunk! Checkers that are smokin' hot and funny! Starbucks girls that worked at hooters! And baggers that you can mess around with and have a good time!

"If you don't find something to do I'll find something for you"

"Why can't you take my coupon?!"
"Because it expired in 2005!"
"You guys suck i'm going to Safeway!"
"Have a good day! And I hope you get hit by a bus! bitch!"

"Albertsons would be so much better if I chose who worked there!"

"Albertsons should have a back room with stripper poles!"

by bag boy April 9, 2008

alberta flying squirrel

When your lover is laying patiently on the bed, you set yourself onto the bed post. Then, you leap off as high as you can while stretching out your scrotum out as far and wide as possible in an effort to glide down onto her face, just like the Alberta Flying Squirrel does when leaping out from the tree branches.

Dianna and I hooked up last night, and I jumped off the top ropes like an Alberta Flying Squirrel.

by WayneDarcy January 19, 2009

amberho

Behaving like a Bad Girl reality show Amber.

After only two drinks, my best girlfriend went from a sweet, rational, intelligent young woman to a demon-possessed amberho.

by Urbandakota January 28, 2009

Amber

She is the sexiest girl you will ever meet and is curvy and shy. Sometimes is self conscious about her beauty

Wow she must be an amber

by Gat_batman November 10, 2018

Amber

Amber is usually a beautiful and stunning woman that is truly strong and independent. Amber would be very rare if they were to be a lightskin, however if you know one.. just know they are great kissers and even greater in bed..

mike: “did you see that peng ting over there? what’s her name bro?”
James: “amber” *drools*

by blobfishh November 18, 2018