Mask Bouncer

The employees at the doors of stores that will kick you out if you do not have a mask, they may also be responsible for limiting the amount of people in a store or other business for the sake of socially dostancing, as well as only allowing one person per household or other such policies. They have sprung up in the midst of the Coronavirus epidemic of 2020 and have been at almost every public business, as many states and citites have made if illegal to allow people into an indoor public place without a mask.

Mask Bouncer: “Excuse me sir, May you please wear a mask”

Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”

Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”

Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”

Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”

by Maskerator July 8, 2020

Soggy Mask

The sexual act where your partner has an unwashed, sweaty asshole/crack and sits on your face.

Yesterday I did 9 hours of yard work then went inside and gave my girl a soggy mask.

by Binstep March 22, 2020

Tuxedo Mask

Someone who does one helpful thing and leaves.

Just like in Sailor Moon, when he throws his signature rose… and does nothing else.

Tuxedo mask: My work here is done
Sailor Moon: but you didn’t do anything

Tuxedo mask: *leaves*

by PonianYoutube September 27, 2021

Gas mask

Schmutz that you put on your face, but never f-sag

If you want to know how to properly use a gas mask go to the israeli military

by Sexydimma June 25, 2022

mask sniffer

Someone wearing their face mask under their nose.

Look at the mask sniffer by the counter

by Laura Some Number October 13, 2020

mask breath

The accumulation of breath that stays trapped in your mask... which worsens the longer you go without giving yourself a breather. Much like the process of fermentation, except, well... barrels aren’t involved... just the masks...

Me: “Kaiser... is that mask breath I smell around the corner?“
Kaiser: “Nope... it is all throughout the block bro bro.”

by moises_eras November 11, 2020

Bone mask

A boner that gets covered pants or shorts

Wow Ryan has a small Bone Mask

by DickPlug69 September 7, 2018