MASK BALLS

A person who acts aggressively towards others, in stark contrast to how they would normally act, solely due to the fact that their face is covered with a mask.

I can't belive the MASK BALLS on that old lady in Wal-Mart. She said, "Out of my way you ignorant non mask wearer! You are going down the isle the wrong way and I need to stock up on toilet paper and cat food post haste!" before she ran me over with her cart.

by Beerlord69 June 7, 2020

mask debate

A saying that was commonly used in the news during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic when talking about people debating about the use and effectiveness of masks. However, the word sounds like "masturbate".

News Anchor: "The great mask debate is raging on..."
Person watching the news: "What the fuck did they just say?"

by maddytheweirdo December 4, 2021

mask breath

The accumulation of breath that stays trapped in your mask... which worsens the longer you go without giving yourself a breather. Much like the process of fermentation, except, well... barrels aren’t involved... just the masks...

Me: “Kaiser... is that mask breath I smell around the corner?“
Kaiser: “Nope... it is all throughout the block bro bro.”

by moises_eras November 11, 2020

Muff-Masking

The female version of teabagging.

She pawned her enemy, and to establish dominance she began muff-masking his dead body before he respawned.

by Obliviate731 November 23, 2019

Mask lore

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle"
(And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle")
But the fact is
I can never get off of his fat dick
And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is)
"I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin'
But you won't see me nut
And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy
I will become dizzy
But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I'vе been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real

Always bеin' judged by a bunch of sexy faces
Stickin' up the guys, haven't seen a girl in ages
But I've been places
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
Kissin' guy's faces
But the fact is
Kissin' guys is all that I have practiced
Suckin' glizzies while I'm on my mattress
I just really wish that I could smack it (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is
He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Asshole in a casket

Mask lore that you jam to when depression

by Arkeegus disciple March 4, 2022

mask stick

When you have anal sex and you shit on his dick

I told him to stop and he didn't now he got a mask stick

by Dawinner January 6, 2017

Soggy Mask

The sexual act where your partner has an unwashed, sweaty asshole/crack and sits on your face.

Yesterday I did 9 hours of yard work then went inside and gave my girl a soggy mask.

by Binstep March 22, 2020