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Beard-Mask 

Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.
Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.
Beard-Mask by bentslightly August 2, 2022
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Mask Beard 

Like hat hair, mask beard is the state a medium to large beard gets into when shaped by a tight or poorly fitting mask.
Bro that mask beard has ruined your carefully rugged exterior, and you now look like a poorly trimmed hedge
Mask Beard by Moist Barbarian July 13, 2020
Prior to intercourse, the male trims or shaves his pubic hairs and keeps them. During sex, before the male ejaculates, he pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, and throws his pubic hairs at her. The hairs stick to the ejaculate, hence creating the image of a bear mask.
I bear masked your mother last night!! she spent the rest of the night picking hairs from her teeth.

bear mask by TheFreshmaker August 30, 2008

bear face mask 

the worst item that the roblox catalog has ever seen. everybody that wears it deserves to get punished for it and they deserve no rights. they ruin their avatar with this disgusting mask and it should get permanently deleted and people that bought it should be paying a million robux because its just so ugly and they have sinned.
look how ugly that dude is! he wears a bear face mask!

beardmasher 

A male who has sex with a female with an unshaven crotch
I bet that guy is a beardmasher
beardmasher by the random ruler October 16, 2009
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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