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Beard-Mask 

Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.
Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.
Beard-Mask by bentslightly August 2, 2022
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Mask Beard 

Like hat hair, mask beard is the state a medium to large beard gets into when shaped by a tight or poorly fitting mask.
Bro that mask beard has ruined your carefully rugged exterior, and you now look like a poorly trimmed hedge
Mask Beard by Moist Barbarian July 13, 2020
Prior to intercourse, the male trims or shaves his pubic hairs and keeps them. During sex, before the male ejaculates, he pulls out and ejaculates all over his partners face, and throws his pubic hairs at her. The hairs stick to the ejaculate, hence creating the image of a bear mask.
I bear masked your mother last night!! she spent the rest of the night picking hairs from her teeth.

bear mask by TheFreshmaker August 30, 2008

bear face mask 

the worst item that the roblox catalog has ever seen. everybody that wears it deserves to get punished for it and they deserve no rights. they ruin their avatar with this disgusting mask and it should get permanently deleted and people that bought it should be paying a million robux because its just so ugly and they have sinned.
look how ugly that dude is! he wears a bear face mask!

beardmasher 

A male who has sex with a female with an unshaven crotch
I bet that guy is a beardmasher
beardmasher by the random ruler October 16, 2009
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026