Dirt Wallet

A vagina so filthy that it has begun to look like a dirt matted leather wallet. A Dirt Wallet will often carry diseases and should be avoided at all costs.

Dirt Wallets should only be approached after a thorough cleaning has been completed, and tests have been performed to ensure the Dirt Wallet is disease free.

Guy #1 - "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Guy #2 - "No, she had a total Dirt Wallet. I almost threw up."

by The Murricane January 5, 2011

Bizzy Walley

A toasted frozen waffle topped with butter and given a generous serving of relish (dill or sweet). Fold like a taco and enjoy!

Bizzy Walley, it'll get you laid. And it tastes good, too.

by eric the eric of eric April 2, 2011

sausage wallet

cunt, pussy, fish mitten, haddock pastie, vagina, front botty, dick holster

"Love, give us a go on your sausage wallet".

by burrencrawler September 10, 2013

cock waller

One who swallows cocks; A ho fo sho

Will you please let me cock waller you

by Hil30 April 12, 2015

Locked Wallet

When someone who isn't broke but is cheap. They must have a locked wallet.

Went to dinner with my cousins. I picked up the check and asked them to leave the tip. One pulled out money, the other sipped his $7 drink. The tip total was about $18. I joked later with the cousin who paid that he must have had a locked wallet.

by Aston_D June 18, 2016

willet wallet

noun a leatherbound case for willets (turds stuck to a dick after anal sex), sometimes as large as an art portfolio.

Elton John never tours the world without his willet wallet.

by birdyharrison October 5, 2017

Banana Wallet

Vagina

When she got out of the car wearing a short skirt and no panties I caught a glimpse of her banana wallet

by Tchan727 May 28, 2018